Esjay
- Age / Gender:
- n/a, Male
- Location:
- LoserVille, IA
- Joined:
- 7/23/04
- All Stats >
Nobody's ever going to read this. Ever.
User Statshot
- Community Stats
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Level 11 Blank Slate
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Normal Whistle
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Ranked as Police Officer
Contact Info / Websites
Recent Game Medals
Save The Day
100 Points
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medal Stats.
Badge of Loss
5 Points
Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe.
Medal Stats.
Badge of Crunchiness
5 Points
For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear?
Medal Stats.
The Boy
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
Medal Stats.
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Medal Stats.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Medal Stats.
The Girl
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Medal Stats.
Backstory
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Medal Stats.
Patience
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
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Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Medal Stats.
Total Medals Earned: 17 (From 4 different games.)
