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Location:
LoserVille, IA
Joined:
7/23/04
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Nobody's ever going to read this. Ever.

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Level 11 Blank Slate
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Ranked as Police Officer

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Recent Game Medals

Save The Day 100 Points Well aren't you a fucking hero?! Medal Stats.
Badge of Loss 5 Points Any man shall taste someday the bitter juice of his own tears, only to arise with twice the resolve. Or to go back to work. Maybe. Medal Stats.
Badge of Crunchiness 5 Points For you may not know what is greater sometimes: your hunger or your fear? Medal Stats.
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy. Medal Stats.
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less. Medal Stats.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game! Medal Stats.
The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl. Medal Stats.
Backstory 10 Points Discover the backstory. Medal Stats.
Patience 5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro. Medal Stats.
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 17 (From 4 different games.)